Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
Huh. Didn’t know that one.
I’d pay someone to load their kid up with this info and then take them to Disneyland/Disney World’s “Turtle Talk with Crush” (aka 30 minutes of “Kids say the darnedest things, especially to a guy who’s higher than Mt. Everest.”)
Pretty sure its just a chilled surfer dude attitude though. Just because there is a fact available doesn’t mean they did it intentionally.
Why if it ain,t the third Bella twin, hotlavaaah! Lookin good lass, screaming for some of dat Bad News Barrett.
"Bray’s gonna kill you"
Put the kids to bed early tonight, it’s the Raw after Wrestlemania people.
You know, apart from the Undertaker match, all the endings feel right about last night.
I need someone to hold me damn it. I am a grown ass man with a beard. Half naked guys giving each other complex titty twisters should not make me feel this way!
Bryan wins! Silver lining! Doomsday avoided! YES YES YES!
Stage 3 - Denial.
this will forever be the image I think of when it comes to Wrestlemania 30. World record for most EMTs called to a location to treat heart attacks and cases of shock.